I'm giving you the gift of having one less crazy, sleep deprived shopper to deal with at whatever ridiculous hour your store opens.
I'm not participating in Black Friday, not because I actually like to pay full price for things, because I don't, but because I prefer to shop both without pants and without showering. And I'm pretty sure that would either get me mistaken for a homeless person or arrested, or possibly both.
Since, I've already committed to being arrested sometime in the future for confiscating a lock of Brad Pitt's hair, it'd probably be best if I just shopped online to keep my rap sheet to a minimum.
So, what this means for you is that now you have one less potential fight to break up. One less trip back to the stock room to satisfy those shoppers who don't believe that there really aren't any more in the back. One less cart to ring up. One less eye-roll to endure.
Good Luck
Sincerely,
Me
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